90377:

Petit-déjeuner complet by Marc Andreu

kaijuno:

thelavenderhimbo:

frozenmusings:

palkiapng:

dykecostanza:

theocseason4:

dir. martin scorcese

This isn’t a fight, that’s a lighthearted conversation

Also they’re both correct

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve  ever seen

pangur-and-grim:

world-of-mummies:

The Kolyma (Russia) Woolly rhino (Coelodonta antiquitatis), the only complete permafrost preserved adult woolly rhino known. It lived around 39,000 years ago. © Vladimir Filipov 2012

and here’s Coelodonta antiquitatis as depicted by the people who lived alongside it:

retroactivebakeries:

pissvortex:

the guy running for senate against North Carolina’s incumbent republican senator (who just got diagnosed with covid) is currently in the midst of a scandal because he chose to cheat on his wife in the lamest fucking way possible

like there is a very real possibility that republicans keep the senate for the next 4 years because Cal Cunningham was overwhelmed by his urge to text one of his staffers how he can’t wait to “kiss a lot”

#are we gonna roll past starch your white shirt

brunz:

targuzzler:

brunz:

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

snoopysfriendwoodstock:

snoopysfriendwoodstock:

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

same routine every day…. going to the library as a class… eating lunch with your friends… having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack… now what do i do? emails?

fratboykate:

THE DOUBLE STANDARD LMAO

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

adulthood gets such a bad rep and like yeah, a lot of adult things do suck (thanks, capitalism). but i do worry about what constant complaints about adulthood do to depressed kids and teens who feel trapped and sort of like adulthood is the only way out of their current situation.

so let me tell you, in case you haven’t heard this ever, that in my experience, being an adult is 100x better than being a kid or teenager. being able to more or less control my living space and who i spend time with, being able to prioritize my health and wellbeing, being able to be who i truly am and pursue my interests and hobbies… all of that is worth the other dumb stuff, and none of it was possible when i was a minor. honestly, I’ve just gotten happier and happier the older I’ve gotten.

being an adult is GOOD. and it can be good for you too.

im loving that so many people are rbing this to agree that adulthood fucking slaps. cuz it does.